No one really cares...

I feel like Micheal Jackson... They don't really care about us... Whatever. No one's ever gonna read this blog anyway... I'm just writing this 'cause I got nothing better to do. This is another retarded blog... Haix... Really, no one's gonna read this... In my whole manly, stupid, retarded life. One also tak ada. Let's all be retarded here... It's a world of retarded things in my world... I remember Jean Baptiste Grenalde... He was one sad guy... So what?! Lalala~ Wee... Here are twenty random facts of myself and my retarded life.

TWENTY RANDOM AND RETARDED FACTS ABOUT MY RANDOM AND RETARDED LIFE

1. I'm a man.
2. I'm stupid.
3. My biggest wish is to lie in the rain and kena sot by lightning.
4. I hate dresses.
5. I'm writing a retarded story about my random and retarded life.
6. I hate that guy.
7. I like that other guy.
8. That other guy is weird and I don't actually like him.
9. I don't really like Joe Jonas and think that he's an Ah Gua.
10. I'm bored.
11. I hate them.
12. That disgusting, sick, and retarded Ah Gua (Not Joe) really pisses me off.
13. I'm fat.
14. Everyone hates me.
15. I like everyone to hate me.
16. My life is sad.
17. I love chocolate and coffee.
18. My cousin is sitting beside me recording everything I'm typing with my phone.
19. I don't really care.
20. My life sucks.